" I’m not in this job for fun. I’m in this job to help, err, end apartheid."
WHERE are they getting this stuff !!
this is where things go when you lose them
hired goblins steal them and add them to dragon hoards
dragons are too big to fit into houses to steal things themselves, you see
so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER
best literary analysis ever
Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees.
STOP. STOP NOW.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?
Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees.
I swear people don’t even think this stuff out.
Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive.
Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you?
I think a few ppl took Bee Movie too seriously.
do you ever just start mentally plotting out a story and you suddenly come up with that one scene or that one line and you just think
this will be the scene that makes everyone cry
A wild raven perches himself on the fence of a human’s farm and squawks for help because he has three porcupine quills stuck in the side of his face. The kind humans who find him attempt to take the quills out, but not without some “lip” from the raven.
Stewards of the Earth
then the little consulting detective tells the army doctor stories about his home planet Asteroid 221B and his true love the skull, his friend Lestrade the silver fox, and that goddamn snake Moriarty
and now i’m depressed
November 25, 1969—”Monty Python’s Flying Circus” TV show excerpt
This represents the older contingent on Tumblr when naive younglings begin to audibly wonder why fogeys are here reblogging porn and generally being ‘embarrassing’.
To have fun. And harass snarky teens, yeah?
What was expected.
What we got.
just as good
Boston Tea Stop - Cambridge, MA
Rose milk tea with aloe please
Juvenile Green tree python
If you don’t love Wallace, you’re wrong.
who wouldnt reblog wallace wells
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